Tuesday, October 19, 2004

What the!?!?

Some quotes and paraphrases from the campaign trail:

"If John Kerry is elected President, people in wheel chairs will get up and walk again!"

"President Bush is responsible for the lack of flu vaccine!"

"If John Kerry was president, Ronald Reagan wouldn't have died from Alzheimers!"

"If Dick Cheney is allowed 4 more years in Washington, YOU ALL will turn GAY!"

"Bush is going to take Social Security checks away from old people and give them to young people to invest in their own private accounts!"

"George Bush killed Cristopher Reeves!"


Who's buying this crap. I'm not embarrassed to be an American, but I'm awfully embarrassed to be sharing this country with about 47% of the registered voters out there.

I got a quote for ya' with more truth than alot of the crap that the Kerry campaign is spewing...
"Bin Laden, Zaqarwi and Al Sadr all endorse John Kerry!!!"
(I am Keith Berger and I approve of this message)

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